A person commits the crime of quackery, when done for profit, they:

1. Use an official title of office to promote material outside of their office's purview
2. Are a celebrity and endorse a person running for any political office who is not themselves or a family member

A person commits the crime of glossolalia when they knowingly and willfully do not:

1. use sanctioned units of measure as defined in Imperial Measurements
2. do not speak the national language in public when they are fluent in it as defined in Title I Article 6 of the Constitution

A person commits the crime of stolen honor if they falsely claim:

1. to have been awarded an official citation, medal, honor, or degree
2. they served in the military
3. to have a title granted under Rank and Royal Orders

A person commits the crime of heresy, when done for profit, they:

1. communicate with the dead
2. prophesize about the future
3. engage in fortune-telling